YOUR PICTURE/OUR FUTURE
PUBLICATION
$80.00

This collection of 50 photos submitted by unpublished photographers from around the world, aged 18 – 30, initially went through a jury of fashion industry figures (Jonathan Anderson, M/M Paris, Benjamin Bruno, Amanda Harlech, Tim Blanks, Jo-Ann Furniss, Emily King and Jimmy Moffat). Culled from a swirling shoal of 1,813 submissions, this publication accompanied an exhibition of the same name.

This is the kind of project that GUTS has always aspired to do. One day when we have the capital, we’re going to do it, I ever so solemnly swear. With all of the raw talent laying in wait, it can feel like the opportunities to showcase it are flying by. Till then, we will learn and graze the curatorial offerings that precede us, and rest in the knowledge of the surge of talent that NYC receives every day.

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posted 05.10.19

RAF SIMONS
Silver Crushed Can Keychain and Silver Half Crushed Can Keychain
$225.00 and $355 respecitively

I’ve been called out for featuring too many expensive things. This is why I’m not featuring Raf’s $2,705 tank top. These are just a sampling of my wishlist should GUTS every become lucrative enough for me to enable my inherent frivolity.

That said, yes I’m telling you to consider a $355 aluminum keychain. Simons’ work dealing with cans and other modern detritus goes way back and is in line with his ongoing POV as a provocateur and his lonstanding obsession with youth culture.

Is it practical, maybe if you are constantly losing things like and need a big accoutrement, like the wooden paddles attached to bathroom keys at you neighborhood diner, insisting on not being overlooked, and in this case, never underwhelmed.

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posted 05.10.19

MONCLER
Tricolor Mare Swim Shorts
$265

Yes it’s summer, sisters. I can already see your tight little booties and frontal junk on that diving board waiting to splash head-first into the waters of Rhys Beach, the Pines, or wherever it is that we homos go to parade in our fruitless mating rituals.

Whatever you do though, I implore you, don’t be that basic bitch in an Andrew Christian, off the rack, pink pineapple-patterned affair thinking they’re reading as racy and relevant when it’s really more like gauche and unaware. Tough love, I know. But it is still love.

We are not capitalists! It’s not about the price but about the signals you’re throwing out. These Moncler shorts are just a lesson in semiotics: Attractive with a color blocking and pattern that says Moncler which one usually associates with winter, it’s like a version of the re-appropriated T-shirt logo but way less lazy. These nylon mid-rise swim shorts with three-pocket styling and tonal drawstring at elasticized waistband, and embroidered terrycloth logo appliqué with partial meshed lining say, I’m here, I’m queer, take notes.

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posted 05.03.19

BIGMOUTH
Giant Balloon Animal
Pool Float
$29.99

Know what’s more fun than Jeff Koons’ iconic Balloon Dogs that sold for $58.4 million USD? A $29.99 doppleganger that you can float naked on!

Long before my family began building their pool, and it was just a reflective idea glinting in their minds, they bought floaties. You might swim 100 laps to keep your swimmers build and a respectable stamina but why not actually take 30 minutes to actually enjoy your pool? That is the role a floatie provides——Do a little reading, take a few selfies, consider when Koons once said, “I’ve always enjoyed balloon animals because they’re like us. We’re balloons. You take a breath and you inhale, it’s an optimism. You exhale, and it’s kind of a symbol of death.”

At 5 feet long this floatie has far less presence than Koons’ steel sculptures but at least you will be able to fit it in your pool. Durable, UV fade resistant vinyl, holding up to 200 lbs, which’s like two twinks if you wanna push it, or one otter if you wanna play it safe. Easy to inflate, deflate, and store with included repair patch, you’ll be squandering the summer light as a blissful pop art vision.

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posted 04.26.19

WILLIENORRISWORKSHOP
#PromoteHomosexuality T
$35.00

I have always preferred old t-shirts. After years of wear, they seem to take a life and shape of their own as they soften to drape your body the way a stream will brush around a bend. I think that was a large part of American Apparel’s early success when they created shirts that felt inhabited and worn. Brooklyn–based artist Willie Norris has taken it a step further by imprinting his bold statements over actual vintage items, creating new meaning when phrases like “Fuck me Hard or Love Me Tender” are bombed right next to commercial archetypes like the Nike swoosh and their slogans.

Always provocative in meaning but delivered a la the most palatable of fonts (think HBA or Off-White) it’s the perfect getaway car for the old Warholian switch-a-roo.

#PromoteHomosexuality is also the name of Norris’ Kickstarter campaign in an effort to raise a very achievable $7,500 that will fund his runway debut at La Mama Galleria, scheduled for June 13. This is a great deal as the reward for a $35 contribution as well as a great way to help a queer talent gain visibility while aiding the noble cause to #PromoteHomosexuality!

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posted 05.03.19

DOUBLE SCORPIO
Pocket Jock

$27.00

Have you ever gone to a sex party with a bottle of poppers and nowhere to put it, leading you to shove it up your butt like some common drug smuggler? Amateur! Nobody wants to sniff poppers that have been marinating in your anus.

Double Scorpio, the fine purveyor of VHS cleaning solvents (mutter, mutter) has revolutionized the world of the underwear party by creating a jockstrap with a pocket to coddle your bottle.

Sizes range from small to XL and come in 3 colorways: Red with black; black and white (above, zoomed out); black and yellow (above, zoomed in).

While you’re there you should probably get something to fill these babies with. Not that size matters, of course, but quality does. Probably more known for their cleaners, I happened upon them at NYC Inferno where I was sold their Double Scorpio Gold ($34) which is extravagantly shellacked in golden paint, scented with papaya essence, and features not one but three insomners for all you slutty, olfactory-driven chemists out there. Ooh now that’s a demographic I’d like to meet.

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posted 04.26.19

CUW JP
JeanPants Underwear
$55

Ummmmmm, straight guys will say, Gay! To which I say, Exaaaactly. I can’t wait to shimmy into these with my trucker cap and do some lawn mowing in front of the window of the DILF next door. Oh why howdy there, dear neighbor! It’s just lil old me minding my own business.

No lie, I just cut up some old Cheap Monday jeans and tailored them to fit me like a glove. It took me about 4 hours and a dozen pin pricks to do it, too. Motherfucker. So imagine my sense of agitation when I saw these Japanese denim printed boxer briefs and are putting conservative America into a hetero tizzy.

There are only two sizes, Medium 29.9-33.1″ and Large 33.1-36.2″. At $55 they’re not a total steal but at 95% cotton and 5% polyurethane they’re sure to always fit. Now whether it’s a flattering fit is up to you. How’s that beach bod coming along?

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posted 04.26.19

Colin J Radcliffe
Ceramic Lovers

In a time of remakes, adaptations, and covers, you wonder if people are running out of ideas. Colin J Radcliffe satisfies that void with the imaginatively complex, dark, and funny persona behind his series Ceramic Lovers.

I abhor kitsch, which is cheap and sentimental in its shared visual coding. Radcliffe’s work, conversely, feels deeply understood and personal. Like miniature contemporary monsters, some who we have known and loved, Ceramic Lovers is relatable in a new and modern way. Lumpiness and irregularity of shape lends identity and a relationship with a child’s notion of play.

Perhaps a glimpse of vertebrae, or the ruddiness of a ruthlessly spanked posterior, or accents of complimentary colored schlongs may put some off, which would be sad to miss all the inherent idiosyncrasies and intersectionality.

Radcliffe states that his work is autobiographical and is conjured through the lens of a queer and digital POV. Many figures he states are, “a personal memory, an ode to a romantic or sexual partner and our connection to one another (or lack thereof). Infatuation, humor, and playfulness simultaneously spur the making of each piece alongside loneliness, disdain, and lewdity.” His work can be seen at Brickhouse Ceramic Art Center in Long Island City.

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posted 04.27.19

Palomo Spain (eBook)
Alejandro Palomo Gómez
$6.99

Well beyond my physical prime, I often reminisce when I was (or thought I was) hot shit. I perceived myself as a seer of future trends, never trendy, but always the trendsetter. Now, while I’m too old to have the energy to shoulder such vanity and delusion, I keep my eyes on today’s youth who are doing and wearing interesting things.

In the last few years I began noticing a sophisticated and well dressed throng of aforementioned beauties pouring out of Spain. Photographers and creatives like Filip Custic and Kito Muñoz seemed to be cross pollinating with Spain’s youth culture as well as Alejandro Palomo Gómez’s menswear label Palomo Spain.

In this 272-paged eBook we glimpse into Gomez’s sumptuous world of flowing curios, gathered ruffles, lace, and feminine cuts, alluding to something classical in its palette but also avant garde, fantastical, and unknown like a Guillermo del Toro dreamscape.

At $6.99 it’s worth a gander if you’re in the mood for a dreamy future where boys, as beautiful as girls, enjoy a life of imaginative wonder. Yes it’s written in Spanish, but relax bitch, with a click of the mouse, Google will have your monolingual ass pouring over the copy.

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posted 04.26.19

HELMUT LANG
MASC LITTLE TEE
WITH SLAVA PRINT
$255

If you know ANY FUCKING THING about me by now, it should be that I love two things when it comes to fashion: Sheer fabrics and vintage Helmut Lang. True this is not vintage Helmut, but a Slava Mogutin collab is a nice consolation after reworking the Lang logo with with South African artist Jan Wandrag.

If you’re not scared to show a little nipple then why not? Old useless things that they are. May as well make them fashion embellishments, I say.

In a 90% polyamide, 10% elastane alabaster organza fabric, people may do a double take to see if it’s not just a huge tattoo from Mogutin’s Stock Boyz series you’ve got on your chest. And you’ll be looking cool in those hot months because nothing is more annoying when you’re wearing something warm than someone who says, “Gosh you must be hot in that.” Yeah, no fucking duh, duh-face.

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posted 04.26.19

GUTS Art Fag
Vintage T
$30

Inspired by the Annette Bening-lead masterpiece,20th Century Women, in which Bening’s character is confronted by her skater son that informs that she is either of the Black Flag or Talking Heads camp. The latter of which classifies anyone an Art Fag by his “peers”. After careful review, she agrees that, like her son, she is indeed an Art Fag. Anyway, go see the fucking movie, mmkay?

We are now taking orders where you can request a color and specify your size and we will dutifully go to the nearest Savers/Goodwill to find and wash the perfect threadbare T-shirt to print on. As such they are all one of a kind and sure to elicit interesting looks at a bargain price whilst helping out your long-suffering GUTS fam.

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posted 04.19.19

DUCKIE BROWN
Brown Check Running Shorts
$375

I love sheer fabrics, that’s my understatement of the fucking year. As Spring rolls out who isn’t excited to stuff their winter wardrobe away? Nothing makes me feel sexier than wearing something sheer and light. Not sure I would be wearing $375 silk shorts to go running, but bitch I might throw them on during a breezy night of 2 buck chuck and fuck.

Duckie Brown has also rolled out several other lightweight options from floral to glittery to leopard print chiffon, and herringbone. Do note that the all styles are presumably unisex and one size fits all. “All” raging only from waist sizes between 28″ through 34 and 36″, depending on the item.

Given you’ve the goods to serve that big dick energy, why not pair them with some loose briefs and show NYC what you’re really working with and that modesty is really a seasonal concept.

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posted 04.19.19

The Matter of Absence: Portfolio1000 by Florian Hetz
$9.99

The work of Bavarian artist, Florian Hetz has a visual simplicity, an uncanny familiarity like you have both seen his work before while inhabiting a primitive space in the mind, like stories your ancestors tell through DNA.

A queer artist who suffered severe encephalitis and fearing a hereditary loss of sight, Hetz picked up a camera and dedicated his passion to documenting a world of bodies, both remembered and observed.

It isn’t a disservice or a diss to say these 48 pages are so overtly sexual that it overflows into a state of pornography. While explicitly erotic, there’s an affection and attention behind the camera——Suggestive, surprising, concealing, intellectual, as the act of seeing shifts into a tactile exercise of visualization; confining us to a teasing microcosm of planes, gradients, and forgotten desires.

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posted 04.19.19

THE ELDER STATESMAN
Tie-Dyed Cashmere-Blend Sweater
$1,835

What can I say? Nothing shoes away the sting of winter like cozy sweaters that remind me of my childhood chewing Sanrio bubble gum, watching VHS tapes of Dragon Ball Z that my Uncle would tape and send from Japan. Didn’t you love that? It’s something we can all relate to.

But on the fucking real how yummy is this sweater? It’s like a hypercolor sweatshirt living in its last days, but much, much more luxe. My first instinct is to smell it then to masticate its sleeves. So my psychology is if I wear it, through osmosis, men will enact these desires upon me.

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posted 12.13.18

JW Anderson
Black Penis Keychain
$115

If you remarked, “That’s a dick,” then you get an A for Affort. You know, I used to be scared of the dick. Now I throw lips to that shit. Handle it like a real bitch. Umm if you don’t know what I’m talking about then I’m going to have to revoke your street fag cred card.

As we stated earlier, we are inadvertent minimalists. So if you’re gonna suggest that you throw lips to dicks then we suggest you do it in the most elegant and nonchalant manner with this JW Anderson brushed calfskin keychain in black with embossed logo and gold-toned hardware.

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posted 12.13.18

RICK OWENS
Babel Tractor Slides
$1359.00

I’ve always wanted to like Rick Owens; a embracing all things wicked, kinky, minimal. But either it’s like his shirts are too long or the pants are too bunchy or tapered or just on some extra shit. It reads like VH1’s The Pickup Artist. Kinda sleazy, and cornball sometimes in the way a sould patch is.

Gotta say tho I like these Babel Tractor Slides tho. They remind me of Pierre Huyghe. Like they were inspired by both a cellular primordial sludge and recyclable materials from the dystopian future.

The slides are made of rubber and calf leather for a soft-touch suede insole with a transparent rubber frame. Looking comfy and beautiful like a frozen beehive, sans the bees.

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posted 04.19.19

GUTS MVxTV
s/s & l/s T
$30-$35

Now what the fuck kind of shitty business would we be if we didn’t remind you that we offer some very coveted apparel ourselves?

GUTS commissioned talented artists Miguel Villalobosand Tony Voong to collaborate on a piece. The resulting masterpiece has been our pride and joy and is now available for your fine asses to wear. A portion of sales from this limited run shirt will go to the artists as well as toward future GUTS commissions with other local artists.

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posted 12.13.18

SKATE HOME
Skateboard bookends in grey
$131.79

So we’ve had a major hard-on for these for a while. The cheapest we could find them was on amazon. Apparently they come in other colors but we tend to lean toward minimalsim when possible (our lives are already so prone to mess).

So whether you’re reading Brett Easton Ellis, Gore Vidal, Dennis Cooper or whatever manner of literary perversion you prefer, keep that shit on deck (see what we did there?) with this clean and modern accent that’s sure to subvert even the most academic of rooms.

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posted 12.13.18

Ren Hang (Hardcover)
ed. Dian Hanson
$50

In the only international collection of the late Beijing photographer Ren Hang, we have a generous offering of some of his most playful, vivid, and intimate work over the course of his brief six-year career.

In China’s culture of censorship and the Western fetishization and paradoxical dismissiveness of asian bodies, we find a voice in Hang that challenges us to translate what can be perceived as explicit into something natural. An intersection of playful innocence and something more seductive, masterfully see-sawing between subtlety and confrontation.

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posted 11.15.18

Kinoko Electric Blue & Gold
by Marco Tullio Siviglia
€1200 ($1359)

Marco Tullio Siviglia‘sKinoko Electric Blue & Gold is one of the many of the queer architect, interior designer, and ceramic sculptor’s elegant and irregularly striking pieces. Kinko translates to mushroom in Japanese. Siviglia’s piece of clay, glass and metal oxides, “are a hybrid of the botanical, animal, and mineral worlds. In them you will find the results of my rigorous research in poisonous beauty.”

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posted 11.15.18

1017 Alyx 9SM
Black Buckle Cuff
$305

For those of us that tend to tread lightly when dealing with accessories, here’s a heavy duty piece that suggests the seriousness of utility, bondage, and weaponry without a lot of fuss and just enough detail.

In brushed leather, fastened by a logo-engraved press-release gold and silver toned buckle and post-stud fastenings, you’re sure to weild its quiet confidence.

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posted 11.15.18

CALVIN KLEIN 205W39NYC
Western Ankle Boot in
Metallic Leather
$1,350.00

I think it’s pretty fair to say that this could have come out of the twink annals of Slimane’s Dior Homme, but lovely is still lovely. And oh how we love the blinding minimalism of anything silver.

Especially if you followed our lead from the last GUTTED and copped those assless chaps, Raf Simon’s western-inspired ankle boots in metallic leather with pointed toe, side zip closure, and tapered sole, you’re sure to be the brightest Stud at the rodeo.

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posted 11.15.18

MICHAEL BRAMBILA
CRYSTAL MESH JOCKSTRAP
$170.00

“O-P-U-L-E-N-C-E: Opulence! You own EVERYTHING. Everything is yours.” – Junior LaBeija

That’s how you’ll feel knowing your goodies will be coddled in the Libarace of jockstraps. Made of black metal mesh with clear crystals and an elasticized crystal waistband with straps. For the most intimate of moments as well as for the exhibitionist with a dark flare.

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posted 09.14.18

In the Shadow of the
American Dream
by David Wojnarowicz
$18.00

This book is core queer curriculum at GUTS. We will always hold a torch for this man. Particularly topical with his show at the Whitney, but it is his writing that truly makes us love the heart and the everlasting life of his spirit. No other writer has touched us so deeply or influenced the reconstruction of our ethics. One could only dream of living a life so passionately and generously, a life which is evidenced by this book that speed past you in a ribbon of light, passion, and courage.

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posted 09.14.18

Western Express Classic Cattleman Straw Cowboy Hat with Silver Conchos
$22.25

So you want a cowboy hat, do ya? Well instead of shelling out two times as much in your local NYC retail shop, we love our straw cowboy hat a la Western Express from our trusty partners at amazon.

Not sure if you’ll get any credit in the country, but as a city slicker you’ll have all the other liberal yahoos wanting to borrow it so they can flex for the gram. Get a pair of some cassic assless chaps and you, my friend, are good to go!

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posted 09.14.18

RAF SIMONS
Silver Crushed Can Keychain and Silver Half Crushed Can Keychain
$225.00 and $355 respecitively

I’ve been called out for featuring too many expensive things. This is why I’m not featuring Raf’s $2,705 tank top. These are just a sampling of my wishlist should GUTS every become lucrative enough for me to enable my inherent frivolity.

That said, yes I’m telling you to consider a $355 aluminum keychain. Simons’ work dealing with cans and other modern detritus goes way back and is in line with his ongoing POV as a provocateur and his lonstanding obsession with youth culture.

Is it practical, maybe if you are constantly losing things like and need a big accoutrement, like the wooden paddles attached to bathroom keys at you neighborhood diner, insisting on not being overlooked, and in this case, never underwhelmed.

COP HERE

posted 05.10.19

YOUR PICTURE/OUR FUTURE
PUBLICATION
$80.00

This collection of 50 photos submitted by unpublished photographers from around the world, aged 18 – 30, initially went through a jury of fashion industry figures (Jonathan Anderson, M/M Paris, Benjamin Bruno, Amanda Harlech, Tim Blanks, Jo-Ann Furniss, Emily King and Jimmy Moffat). Culled from a swirling shoal of 1,813 submissions, this publication accompanied an exhibition of the same name.

This is the kind of project that GUTS has always aspired to do. One day when we have the capital, we’re going to do it, I ever so solemnly swear. With all of the raw talent laying in wait, it can feel like the opportunities to showcase it are flying by. Till then, we will learn and graze the curatorial offerings that precede us, and rest in the knowledge of the surge of talent that NYC receives every day.

COP HERE

posted 05.10.19

BIGMOUTH
Giant Balloon Animal
Pool Float
$29.99

Know what’s more fun than Jeff Koons’ iconic Balloon Dogs that sold for $58.4 million USD? A $29.99 doppleganger that you can float naked on!

Long before my family began building their pool, and it was just a reflective idea glinting in their minds, they bought floaties. You might swim 100 laps to keep your swimmers build and a respectable stamina but why not actually take 30 minutes to actually enjoy your pool? That is the role a floatie provides——Do a little reading, take a few selfies, consider when Koons once said, “I’ve always enjoyed balloon animals because they’re like us. We’re balloons. You take a breath and you inhale, it’s an optimism. You exhale, and it’s kind of a symbol of death.”

At 5 feet long this floatie has far less presence than Koons’ steel sculptures but at least you will be able to fit it in your pool. Durable, UV fade resistant vinyl, holding up to 200 lbs, which’s like two twinks if you wanna push it, or one otter if you wanna play it safe. Easy to inflate, deflate, and store with included repair patch, you’ll be squandering the summer light as a blissful pop art vision.

COP HERE

posted 04.26.19

MONCLER
Tricolor Mare Swim Shorts
$265

Yes it’s summer, sisters. I can already see your tight little booties and frontal junk on that diving board waiting to splash head-first into the waters of Rhys Beach, the Pines, or wherever it is that we homos go to parade in our fruitless mating rituals.

Whatever you do though, I implore you, don’t be that basic bitch in an Andrew Christian, off the rack, pink pineapple-patterned affair thinking they’re reading as racy and relevant when it’s really more like gauche and unaware. Tough love, I know. But it is still love.

We are not capitalists! It’s not about the price but about the signals you’re throwing out. These Moncler shorts are just a lesson in semiotics: Attractive with a color blocking and pattern that says Moncler which one usually associates with winter, it’s like a version of the re-appropriated T-shirt logo but way less lazy. These nylon mid-rise swim shorts with three-pocket styling and tonal drawstring at elasticized waistband, and embroidered terrycloth logo appliqué with partial meshed lining say, I’m here, I’m queer, take notes.

COP HERE

posted 05.03.19

BIGMOUTH
Giant Balloon Animal
Pool Float
$29.99

Know what’s more fun than Jeff Koons’ iconic Balloon Dogs that sold for $58.4 million USD? A $29.99 doppleganger that you can float naked on!

Long before my family began building their pool, and it was just a reflective idea glinting in their minds, they bought floaties. You might swim 100 laps to keep your swimmers build and a respectable stamina but why not actually take 30 minutes to actually enjoy your pool? That is the role a floatie provides——Do a little reading, take a few selfies, consider when Koons once said, “I’ve always enjoyed balloon animals because they’re like us. We’re balloons. You take a breath and you inhale, it’s an optimism. You exhale, and it’s kind of a symbol of death.”

At 5 feet long this floatie has far less presence than Koons’ steel sculptures but at least you will be able to fit it in your pool. Durable, UV fade resistant vinyl, holding up to 200 lbs, which’s like two twinks if you wanna push it, or one otter if you wanna play it safe. Easy to inflate, deflate, and store with included repair patch, you’ll be squandering the summer light as a blissful pop art vision.

COP HERE

posted 04.26.19

WILLIENORRISWORKSHOP
#PromoteHomosexuality T
$35.00

I have always preferred old t-shirts. After years of wear, they seem to take a life and shape of their own as they soften to drape your body the way a stream will brush around a bend. I think that was a large part of American Apparel’s early success when they created shirts that felt inhabited and worn. Brooklyn–based artist Willie Norris has taken it a step further by imprinting his bold statements over actual vintage items, creating new meaning when phrases like “Fuck me Hard or Love Me Tender” are bombed right next to commercial archetypes like the Nike swoosh and their slogans.

Always provocative in meaning but delivered a la the most palatable of fonts (think HBA or Off-White) it’s the perfect getaway car for the old Warholian switch-a-roo.

#PromoteHomosexuality is also the name of Norris’ Kickstarter campaign in an effort to raise a very achievable $7,500 that will fund his runway debut at La Mama Galleria, scheduled for June 13. This is a great deal as the reward for a $35 contribution as well as a great way to help a queer talent gain visibility while aiding the noble cause to #PromoteHomosexuality!

COP HERE

posted 05.03.19

DOUBLE SCORPIO
Pocket Jock

$27.00

Have you ever gone to a sex party with a bottle of poppers and nowhere to put it, leading you to shove it up your butt like some common drug smuggler? Amateur! Nobody wants to sniff poppers that have been marinating in your anus.

Double Scorpio, the fine purveyor of VHS cleaning solvents (mutter, mutter) has revolutionized the world of the underwear party by creating a jockstrap with a pocket to coddle your bottle.

Sizes range from small to XL and come in 3 colorways: Red with black; black and white (above, zoomed out); black and yellow (above, zoomed in).

While you’re there you should probably get something to fill these babies with. Not that size matters, of course, but quality does. Probably more known for their cleaners, I happened upon them at NYC Inferno where I was sold their Double Scorpio Gold ($34) which is extravagantly shellacked in golden paint, scented with papaya essence, and features not one but three insomners for all you slutty, olfactory-driven chemists out there. Ooh now that’s a demographic I’d like to meet.

COP HERE

posted 04.26.19

CUW JP
JeanPants Underwear
$55

Ummmmmm, straight guys will say, Gay! To which I say, Exaaaactly. I can’t wait to shimmy into these with my trucker cap and do some lawn mowing in front of the window of the DILF next door. Oh why howdy there, dear neighbor! It’s just lil old me minding my own business.

No lie, I just cut up some old Cheap Monday jeans and tailored them to fit me like a glove. It took me about 4 hours and a dozen pin pricks to do it, too. Motherfucker. So imagine my sense of agitation when I saw these Japanese denim printed boxer briefs and are putting conservative America into a hetero tizzy.

There are only two sizes, Medium 29.9-33.1″ and Large 33.1-36.2″. At $55 they’re not a total steal but at 95% cotton and 5% polyurethane they’re sure to always fit. Now whether it’s a flattering fit is up to you. How’s that beach bod coming along?

COP HERE

posted 04.26.19

Colin J Radcliffe
Ceramic Lovers

In a time of remakes, adaptations, and covers, you wonder if people are running out of ideas. Colin J Radcliffe satisfies that void with the imaginatively complex, dark, and funny persona behind his series Ceramic Lovers.

I abhor kitsch, which is cheap and sentimental in its shared visual coding. Radcliffe’s work, conversely, feels deeply understood and personal. Like miniature contemporary monsters, some who we have known and loved, Ceramic Lovers is relatable in a new and modern way. Lumpiness and irregularity of shape lends identity and a relationship with a child’s notion of play.

Perhaps a glimpse of vertebrae, or the ruddiness of a ruthlessly spanked posterior, or accents of complimentary colored schlongs may put some off, which would be sad to miss all the inherent idiosyncrasies and intersectionality.

Radcliffe states that his work is autobiographical and is conjured through the lens of a queer and digital POV. Many figures he states are, “a personal memory, an ode to a romantic or sexual partner and our connection to one another (or lack thereof). Infatuation, humor, and playfulness simultaneously spur the making of each piece alongside loneliness, disdain, and lewdity.” His work can be seen at Brickhouse Ceramic Art Center in Long Island City.

COP HERE

posted 04.27.19

Palomo Spain (eBook)
Alejandro Palomo Gómez
$6.99

Well beyond my physical prime, I often reminisce when I was (or thought I was) hot shit. I perceived myself as a seer of future trends, never trendy, but always the trendsetter. Now, while I’m too old to have the energy to shoulder such vanity and delusion, I keep my eyes on today’s youth who are doing and wearing interesting things.

In the last few years I began noticing a sophisticated and well dressed throng of aforementioned beauties pouring out of Spain. Photographers and creatives like Filip Custic and Kito Muñoz seemed to be cross pollinating with Spain’s youth culture as well as Alejandro Palomo Gómez’s menswear label Palomo Spain.

In this 272-paged eBook we glimpse into Gomez’s sumptuous world of flowing curios, gathered ruffles, lace, and feminine cuts, alluding to something classical in its palette but also avant garde, fantastical, and unknown like a Guillermo del Toro dreamscape.

At $6.99 it’s worth a gander if you’re in the mood for a dreamy future where boys, as beautiful as girls, enjoy a life of imaginative wonder. Yes it’s written in Spanish, but relax bitch, with a click of the mouse, Google will have your monolingual ass pouring over the copy.

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posted 04.26.19

HELMUT LANG
MASC LITTLE TEE
WITH SLAVA PRINT
$255

If you know ANY FUCKING THING about me by now, it should be that I love two things when it comes to fashion: Sheer fabrics and vintage Helmut Lang. True this is not vintage Helmut, but a Slava Mogutin collab is a nice consolation after reworking the Lang logo with with South African artist Jan Wandrag.

If you’re not scared to show a little nipple then why not? Old useless things that they are. May as well make them fashion embellishments, I say.

In a 90% polyamide, 10% elastane alabaster organza fabric, people may do a double take to see if it’s not just a huge tattoo from Mogutin’s Stock Boyz series you’ve got on your chest. And you’ll be looking cool in those hot months because nothing is more annoying when you’re wearing something warm than someone who says, “Gosh you must be hot in that.” Yeah, no fucking duh, duh-face.

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posted 04.26.19

GUTS Art Fag
Vintage T
$30

Inspired by the Annette Bening-lead masterpiece,20th Century Women, in which Bening’s character is confronted by her skater son that informs that she is either of the Black Flag or Talking Heads camp. The latter of which classifies anyone an Art Fag by his “peers”. After careful review, she agrees that, like her son, she is indeed an Art Fag. Anyway, go see the fucking movie, mmkay?

We are now taking orders where you can request a color and specify your size and we will dutifully go to the nearest Savers/Goodwill to find and wash the perfect threadbare T-shirt to print on. As such they are all one of a kind and sure to elicit interesting looks at a bargain price whilst helping out your long-suffering GUTS fam.

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posted 04.19.19

DUCKIE BROWN
Brown Check Running Shorts
$375

I love sheer fabrics, that’s my understatement of the fucking year. As Spring rolls out who isn’t excited to stuff their winter wardrobe away? Nothing makes me feel sexier than wearing something sheer and light. Not sure I would be wearing $375 silk shorts to go running, but bitch I might throw them on during a breezy night of 2 buck chuck and fuck.

Duckie Brown has also rolled out several other lightweight options from floral to glittery to leopard print chiffon, and herringbone. Do note that the all styles are presumably unisex and one size fits all. “All” raging only from waist sizes between 28″ through 34 and 36″, depending on the item.

Given you’ve the goods to serve that big dick energy, why not pair them with some loose briefs and show NYC what you’re really working with and that modesty is really a seasonal concept.

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posted 04.19.19

The Matter of Absence: Portfolio1000 by Florian Hetz
$9.99

The work of Bavarian artist, Florian Hetz has a visual simplicity, an uncanny familiarity like you have both seen his work before while inhabiting a primitive space in the mind, like stories your ancestors tell through DNA.

A queer artist who suffered severe encephalitis and fearing a hereditary loss of sight, Hetz picked up a camera and dedicated his passion to documenting a world of bodies, both remembered and observed.

It isn’t a disservice or a diss to say these 48 pages are so overtly sexual that it overflows into a state of pornography. While explicitly erotic, there’s an affection and attention behind the camera——Suggestive, surprising, concealing, intellectual, as the act of seeing shifts into a tactile exercise of visualization; confining us to a teasing microcosm of planes, gradients, and forgotten desires.

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posted 04.19.19

THE ELDER STATESMAN
Tie-Dyed Cashmere-Blend Sweater
$1,835

What can I say? Nothing shoes away the sting of winter like cozy sweaters that remind me of my childhood chewing Sanrio bubble gum, watching VHS tapes of Dragon Ball Z that my Uncle would tape and send from Japan. Didn’t you love that? It’s something we can all relate to.

But on the fucking real how yummy is this sweater? It’s like a hypercolor sweatshirt living in its last days, but much, much more luxe. My first instinct is to smell it then to masticate its sleeves. So my psychology is if I wear it, through osmosis, men will enact these desires upon me.

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posted 12.13.18

JW Anderson
Black Penis Keychain
$115

If you remarked, “That’s a dick,” then you get an A for Affort. You know, I used to be scared of the dick. Now I throw lips to that shit. Handle it like a real bitch. Umm if you don’t know what I’m talking about then I’m going to have to revoke your street fag cred card.

As we stated earlier, we are inadvertent minimalists. So if you’re gonna suggest that you throw lips to dicks then we suggest you do it in the most elegant and nonchalant manner with this JW Anderson brushed calfskin keychain in black with embossed logo and gold-toned hardware.

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posted 12.13.18

RICK OWENS
Babel Tractor Slides
$1359.00

I’ve always wanted to like Rick Owens; a embracing all things wicked, kinky, minimal. But either it’s like his shirts are too long or the pants are too bunchy or tapered or just on some extra shit. It reads like VH1’s The Pickup Artist. Kinda sleazy, and cornball sometimes in the way a sould patch is.

Gotta say tho I like these Babel Tractor Slides tho. They remind me of Pierre Huyghe. Like they were inspired by both a cellular primordial sludge and recyclable materials from the dystopian future.

The slides are made of rubber and calf leather for a soft-touch suede insole with a transparent rubber frame. Looking comfy and beautiful like a frozen beehive, sans the bees.

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posted 04.19.19

GUTS MVxTV
s/s & l/s T
$30-$35

Now what the fuck kind of shitty business would we be if we didn’t remind you that we offer some very coveted apparel ourselves?

GUTS commissioned talented artists Miguel Villalobosand Tony Voong to collaborate on a piece. The resulting masterpiece has been our pride and joy and is now available for your fine asses to wear. A portion of sales from this limited run shirt will go to the artists as well as toward future GUTS commissions with other local artists.

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posted 12.13.18

SKATE HOME
Skateboard bookends in grey
$131.79

So we’ve had a major hard-on for these for a while. The cheapest we could find them was on amazon. Apparently they come in other colors but we tend to lean toward minimalsim when possible (our lives are already so prone to mess).

So whether you’re reading Brett Easton Ellis, Gore Vidal, Dennis Cooper or whatever manner of literary perversion you prefer, keep that shit on deck (see what we did there?) with this clean and modern accent that’s sure to subvert even the most academic of rooms.

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posted 12.13.18

Ren Hang (Hardcover)
ed. Dian Hanson
$50

In the only international collection of the late Beijing photographer Ren Hang, we have a generous offering of some of his most playful, vivid, and intimate work over the course of his brief six-year career.

In China’s culture of censorship and the Western fetishization and paradoxical dismissiveness of asian bodies, we find a voice in Hang that challenges us to translate what can be perceived as explicit into something natural. An intersection of playful innocence and something more seductive, masterfully see-sawing between subtlety and confrontation.

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posted 11.15.18

Kinoko Electric Blue & Gold
by Marco Tullio Siviglia
€1200 ($1359)

Marco Tullio Siviglia‘sKinoko Electric Blue & Gold is one of the many of the queer architect, interior designer, and ceramic sculptor’s elegant and irregularly striking pieces. Kinko translates to mushroom in Japanese. Siviglia’s piece of clay, glass and metal oxides, “are a hybrid of the botanical, animal, and mineral worlds. In them you will find the results of my rigorous research in poisonous beauty.”

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posted 11.15.18

1017 Alyx 9SM
Black Buckle Cuff
$305

For those of us that tend to tread lightly when dealing with accessories, here’s a heavy duty piece that suggests the seriousness of utility, bondage, and weaponry without a lot of fuss and just enough detail.

In brushed leather, fastened by a logo-engraved press-release gold and silver toned buckle and post-stud fastenings, you’re sure to weild its quiet confidence.

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posted 11.15.18

CALVIN KLEIN 205W39NYC
Western Ankle Boot in
Metallic Leather
$1,350.00

I think it’s pretty fair to say that this could have come out of the twink annals of Slimane’s Dior Homme, but lovely is still lovely. And oh how we love the blinding minimalism of anything silver.

Especially if you followed our lead from the last GUTTED and copped those assless chaps, Raf Simon’s western-inspired ankle boots in metallic leather with pointed toe, side zip closure, and tapered sole, you’re sure to be the brightest Stud at the rodeo.

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posted 11.15.18

MICHAEL BRAMBILA
CRYSTAL MESH JOCKSTRAP
$170.00

“O-P-U-L-E-N-C-E: Opulence! You own EVERYTHING. Everything is yours.” – Junior LaBeija

That’s how you’ll feel knowing your goodies will be coddled in the Libarace of jockstraps. Made of black metal mesh with clear crystals and an elasticized crystal waistband with straps. For the most intimate of moments as well as for the exhibitionist with a dark flare.

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posted 09.14.18

In the Shadow of the
American Dream
by David Wojnarowicz
$18.00

This book is core queer curriculum at GUTS. We will always hold a torch for this man. Particularly topical with his show at the Whitney, but it is his writing that truly makes us love the heart and the everlasting life of his spirit. No other writer has touched us so deeply or influenced the reconstruction of our ethics. One could only dream of living a life so passionately and generously, a life which is evidenced by this book that speed past you in a ribbon of light, passion, and courage.

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posted 09.14.18

Western Express Classic Cattleman Straw Cowboy Hat with Silver Conchos
$22.25

So you want a cowboy hat, do ya? Well instead of shelling out two times as much in your local NYC retail shop, we love our straw cowboy hat a la Western Express from our trusty partners at amazon.

Not sure if you’ll get any credit in the country, but as a city slicker you’ll have all the other liberal yahoos wanting to borrow it so they can flex for the gram. Get a pair of some cassic assless chaps and you, my friend, are good to go!

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posted 09.14.18